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If this site has no name, what's it all about????1.) This site has no name and so no purpose.
2.) This site has no topic, so the topic may vary.
3.) You do not have to believe anything on this site but it may harm your defence when later being captured by small green men.
4.) The little green men are always right.
5.) If you have previous convictions of abusive behaviour towards little green men then you are not welcome here.
6.) If not, read on at your own risk - this site may not do your brain any favours.
This is whats been goin' on in my little world over the last few weeks. The news will be updated regularllly.

Fingered Fish: Are They Goin' Down?A report earlier in the week revealed that the number of fingered fish is rapidly decreasing. Due to the huge demands for fish fingers recently, it is feared the rare breed of Fingered Fish is on the brink of extinction. Many fish lovers gathered round the infamous "Pond In My Back Garden" in the heart of the county last night to demonstrate against the cruel way in which fish are robbed of their fingers. Violence broke out during an intense moment of the demonstration. but as yet, no arrests have been made. I'll keep you posted...

Brothers: The un-explained and the un-explainableWhy is it, that whatever you want to do or try to do, little brother always gets in there somehow? Like if you go into town with some friends, little brother suddenly remembers he has to go out with his friends too. You need new shoes, little brother needs new shoes too. You go to a concert, little brother needs to go to a concert too because he can't bear you having done something that he hasn't. But isn't it funny how everything changes round when HE has friends round. If you were to dear go anywhere near them while thay are strutting about like headless chicken's you would get a whole load of abuse, but it's alright for them to come and walk around your room when you have friends round. Brothers are certainly one very strange specimin not to be messed with (just incase you say something intelligent - they can't cope with intelligence if you ask me) Sorry to all those lovely happy brothers out there who would never do anything to fellow siblings (if you exist that is)

Language: How perculiar!Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a little grren man arriving on Planet Earth from a far and distant land? No? I thought not. Well think about it. All those silly little words and sayings that must be oh so mind boggling. Well, I interviewed one of these little green men earlier in the week and he agreed with me that it was a rather difficult language to pick up. But there is one small thing my new little friend is still trying to get his little green head around. The Living Room. "Well surely the room is not alive?" he asked. "Then why call it a living room?" When I explained it is a room you practically live in, he asked "Then explain to me what a house is." Now do you understand how hard it is? Next time you dis a little green man, just remember...